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Gray Nightingale (Aiya) ([personal profile] experiencepoints) wrote in [community profile] vulpeculaet2018-06-21 12:37 am

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[Public vibrators! as discussed on plurk.]
robitussin: (do i just disappear)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anything you had in mind...? I haven't really looked around this planet too much, but it seems like it has a lot that we're used to.
robitussin: (you say that right here)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[





snorts. which will probably make no sense to nightingale, but here we go.]
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Oh, just... The seafood thing.

[because clearly that was a joke!]
robitussin: (and hook her up)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

[There's a long, considering pause. There are Several Things she needs to take into account here. Of course, whether this is due to Nightingale being extremely sheltered or due to actual differences between their worlds, and whether she's strong enough to explain this in full are the largest, but.]

Um... You really don't know what I'm talking about?
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. Perhaps the most important questions here:]

Do you want me to tell you...?
robitussin: (when they tell you that)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
No, you didn't! It's okay, seriously.

[She pauses, thinking of the least awkward way to phrase this, though.]

Some people in my home are really stupid and sexist, and there's this belief that when a girl opens her legs, it - smells like fish inside. So, I thought you were making a joke. That's all.
robitussin: (when we open up our light)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it's mostly sexually frustrated men making up shit so they don't have to feel bad about never getting any.

[But, well. She... predictably goes pretty red at that.]

You know I wouldn't say no.
robitussin: (you've heard those lies before)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
[For all she tries to put on a show, she's clearly blushing as Nightingale leads her along.]

Um, yeah. Seafood. Right. I don't - know directions, do you?
robitussin: (and if other daughters)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
...Right.

[And, for the purposes of this thread, they come upon something before long.]

Does this look good?
robitussin: (running nude down the street)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
[and there goes the blush again, tbh.

She follows Nightingale in, though, gesturing towards the nearest seat.]


Does this work?
robitussin: (when we open up our light)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She takes a seat at the table as well, glancing over the menu after a waitress brings it to them.]

Does anything here look good?

[the accidental double entendres begin.]
robitussin: (you play 'til you ache)

[personal profile] robitussin 2018-06-24 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Admittedly, it takes her a moment longer than she would like, but...]

Well, luckily enough, that entree is free.

[losers!!]

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