Enna open post!

[nocawsforconcern]

[Enna is a former princess of the land of Draco, but now she's just a weird sailor who was raised in Corvus. She acts like a bird, she flaps like a bird, she has a weird cloak that is full of knives and a room full of treasure. You can find her in a few positions!

A: Jamjar:

The two of you are in a jamjar game setting together! Maybe you have CR, maybe you've never met. But regardless, Enna is going to be walking out of your room, carrying a pile of shiny things. Some of it is probably yours! She looks very pleased with herself.

B: Her ship:

Maybe you're in her world, instead. In that case, you'll find yourself waking up on the deck of a ship, rocking back and forth on the waves... and Enna, crouching over you, poking you.]

Hey, is this a stowaway? Should I throw you overboard? Wait, a stowaway wouldn't end up right on the deck like this, right?

[C: Treasure hunt!:

If you instead are one of her friends, assumed CR or otherwise, you may be exploring a dark cave with her. And as you explore, Enna stops, grabbing you by the back of the neck to stop you.

A rock plows into the ground in front of you, smashing open one of the cave walls... and revealing a pile of gold inside it.]

I knew I smelled treasure around here!

Comments

a

[nojohnyouare]

[When Mai hears Bear-san whine and growl, she stops in the hallway and turns to stare unnervingly at Enna and her armful of shiny wrappers and batteries.]

...Toys.

[Bear-san tries to stand up and reach for them, very small though he is.]

[nocawsforconcern]

[Unfortunately, Enna does not even stop.

She just. Leans down, and scoops up Bear in her pile.]

Another shiny thing! Hello Ursa Minor. You're shiny too.

[nojohnyouare]

[Bear-san starts making weird complaining noises, flailing his legs and vacuuming. Mai steps in Enna's path with a very small frown.]

He doesn't want you to steal him.

[...most people wouldn't.]

[nocawsforconcern]

I'm not stealing him!

Come on, Ursa Minor, I've got lots of stuff for you to eat!

[nojohnyouare]

[Bear-san quiets down the vacuuming, but is still flailing a little to get out, grumbling.]

...You want him to clean?

[nocawsforconcern]

Clean? No, bears don't clean!

I got some fish earlier.

A

[phobophage]

[Shadow is leaning against the wall in front of her room watching the ongoing theft.]

So you're stealing the golden trophies... that I stole from that annoying guy who wouldn't stop shutting up about them.

You know what. You can have them. They were taking up room.

[nocawsforconcern]

[Enna, never one to trust blindly, is suspicious of hahahahahahaha no not even a little she's very happy to hear it.]

I'm not stealing! You gave them to me, so it's not stealing! Thanks, weird person!

[phobophage]

[Really, Shadow just isn't very attached to material possessions.]

You might want to keep an eye out for the guy I stole them from. He'll probably throw another tantrum if he finds you have them.

[She points up the hallway.]

I think his room was that way. His name's Peter Bighorn and he has this ridiculous curvy mustache, you'll know it when you see it.

[nojohnyouare]

...

[Okay. What Mai knows about Enna is that she has very set ideas of what things are and has trouble processing outliers. She already got confused and distressed at Bear-san being tiny and metal once before. But Bear-san can eat fish if he turns into a real bear, so maybe she can salvage this.]

Active Fissure. We should go there. So Bear-san can transform and eat fish.

[This is more words than she usually uses, but maybe it's a good accommodation.]

[nocawsforconcern]

Okay! Let's go get the fish, Ursa Minor!

[She's bouncing as she walks, completely taking the rest of that in stride as she heads back to her room.]

What Fissure? I haven't been yet! Is it a shiny one?

[nocawsforconcern]

People with big mustaches never have anything important to say.

[the biggest mustaches she's met come from royalty, and she's sick of that shit.]

I don't care. They're mine now. Stealing is bad, though, don't do that.

[phobophage]

Even if I didn't predate personal property, some people just have it coming.

[She loafs even more against the wall. Like, seriously, she manages to look even more lazy.]

[nojohnyouare]

[Bear-san complains, but the word "fish" seems to have placated him enough that he just kind of stays there. Mai follows along.]

There's one a while out. They're preparing to enter, but... Something quick should be okay. Shiny... Unsure. I hope.

[So Enna can steal something better than batteries... that doesn't belong to anyone else.]

[nocawsforconcern]

[BOY I WISH DW HAD LEFT ME BETTER ICONS]

Shiny, shiny, shiny... Treasure, caw!

[She's just bouncing right along.]

Maybe a whole house of treasure!

[nojohnyouare]

...Why treasure?

[As Mai follows, she watches Enna carefully, ready to move in case she drops her bear.]

Important?

[nocawsforconcern]

[She's just.

Gonna reach over to try to squish your cheeks.]

No. Bad.

[nocawsforconcern]

Super important! 'Cause shiny things look nice!

[nojohnyouare]

Shiny... that's why the batteries?

[???]

[phobophage]

[There's a notable shift. Somehow her face becomes shadowed, her eyes become red and cat-like, and her teeth are sharper.]

Ask before touching.

[nocawsforconcern]

What's a battery?

[nocawsforconcern]

[Enna seems completely undaunted.]

Ask before taking.

[nojohnyouare]

[She quietly points to one in Enna's stash. Bear-san happily picks it up by vacuuming it so it's stuck to his mouth. He's helping (and maybe trying to eat it, he was the unofficial Champion of Chewing On Things for a reason).]

[nocawsforconcern]

Shiny thing? It tastes bad. Hey, Ursa Minor, don't eat it!

[enna did you try to eat a battery.]

[nojohnyouare]

[enna...

Bear-san growls a little, but Mai catches up and shakes her head. He grumbles and drops it back into the pile, though whether that's because Mai told him to or he discovered he couldn't vacuum it up is for debate.]

They power handheld electronics. ...Not to eat.