Enna open post!

[nocawsforconcern]

[Enna is a former princess of the land of Draco, but now she's just a weird sailor who was raised in Corvus. She acts like a bird, she flaps like a bird, she has a weird cloak that is full of knives and a room full of treasure. You can find her in a few positions!

A: Jamjar:

The two of you are in a jamjar game setting together! Maybe you have CR, maybe you've never met. But regardless, Enna is going to be walking out of your room, carrying a pile of shiny things. Some of it is probably yours! She looks very pleased with herself.

B: Her ship:

Maybe you're in her world, instead. In that case, you'll find yourself waking up on the deck of a ship, rocking back and forth on the waves... and Enna, crouching over you, poking you.]

Hey, is this a stowaway? Should I throw you overboard? Wait, a stowaway wouldn't end up right on the deck like this, right?

[C: Treasure hunt!:

If you instead are one of her friends, assumed CR or otherwise, you may be exploring a dark cave with her. And as you explore, Enna stops, grabbing you by the back of the neck to stop you.

A rock plows into the ground in front of you, smashing open one of the cave walls... and revealing a pile of gold inside it.]

I knew I smelled treasure around here!

Comments

a

[nojohnyouare]

[When Mai hears Bear-san whine and growl, she stops in the hallway and turns to stare unnervingly at Enna and her armful of shiny wrappers and batteries.]

...Toys.

[Bear-san tries to stand up and reach for them, very small though he is.]

[nocawsforconcern]

[Unfortunately, Enna does not even stop.

She just. Leans down, and scoops up Bear in her pile.]

Another shiny thing! Hello Ursa Minor. You're shiny too.

[nojohnyouare]

[Bear-san starts making weird complaining noises, flailing his legs and vacuuming. Mai steps in Enna's path with a very small frown.]

He doesn't want you to steal him.

[...most people wouldn't.]

[nocawsforconcern]

I'm not stealing him!

Come on, Ursa Minor, I've got lots of stuff for you to eat!

[nojohnyouare]

[Bear-san quiets down the vacuuming, but is still flailing a little to get out, grumbling.]

...You want him to clean?

A

[phobophage]

[Shadow is leaning against the wall in front of her room watching the ongoing theft.]

So you're stealing the golden trophies... that I stole from that annoying guy who wouldn't stop shutting up about them.

You know what. You can have them. They were taking up room.

[nocawsforconcern]

[Enna, never one to trust blindly, is suspicious of hahahahahahaha no not even a little she's very happy to hear it.]

I'm not stealing! You gave them to me, so it's not stealing! Thanks, weird person!

[phobophage]

[Really, Shadow just isn't very attached to material possessions.]

You might want to keep an eye out for the guy I stole them from. He'll probably throw another tantrum if he finds you have them.

[She points up the hallway.]

I think his room was that way. His name's Peter Bighorn and he has this ridiculous curvy mustache, you'll know it when you see it.

[nocawsforconcern]

People with big mustaches never have anything important to say.

[the biggest mustaches she's met come from royalty, and she's sick of that shit.]

I don't care. They're mine now. Stealing is bad, though, don't do that.

[phobophage]

Even if I didn't predate personal property, some people just have it coming.

[She loafs even more against the wall. Like, seriously, she manages to look even more lazy.]

C

[have_hat_will_travel]

[Pidonus Marasia, Succubus-gone-more-or-less-good and surprisingly reliable ally in dungeon delves.

Who is very bad at spotting things that are happening, leaving her squaking in surprise when Enna pulls her back suddenly - a rock suddenly passing her and slamming into the cave wall.

Of course, she'd learned by now that Enna's treasure sense was very, very reliable. This didn't mean she wasn't surprised when it had been enough for her to spot the trap, too!]

... Oh. Wow. That's... How big was that rock, anyhow???

[nocawsforconcern]

Big enough. Who cares! Caw!

[the trap out of the way, the wall busted wide open, she's just going to go DIVE AT THE TREASURES.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

H-hang on, what if there's a second tr-

[Pidonus tries to grab the scruff of Enna's shirt to hold her back, but isn't even close to pulling it off, quickly following her and hoping they didn't just set off another trick of some sort!]

Please tell me there's nothing cursed in here...

[nocawsforconcern]

Of course there isn't! Who would curse treasure? That would suck. Once it's cursed it's not treasure anymore.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... You haven't dealt with mad wizards before, have you?

I've encountered quite a few back... Home. They weren't fun.

A

[rupturingheaven]

[... Ah, well. That sure is a bag of especially shiny beads being carried out of Byleth's room.

In truth, she'd gotten them for Enna anyway, having noted Enna's inclination for the shiny, but they were being saved as a gift for a special occasion, originally.

...

Just as well, at any rate.]

I suppose trying to wait on a special occasion to give those to you was kind of silly anyway.

[nocawsforconcern]

What's more of a special occasion than shiny things!

[she's so happy, rocking side to side and she is hugging the beads.]

[rupturingheaven]

[... Honestly, that's pretty cute.]

I can't help but think of you when I see shiny things now... I'm glad you like them.

[nocawsforconcern]

[THAT JUST GETS AN EVEN BIGGER GRIN OUT.]

That's good, it means we get more treasure! Hee.

[she's just. got a huge doofy grin on.]

Where did you get them? Let's go find more!

[philommeides]

[Enna, no, you don't know where any of that's been.

Also hello you're getting scruffed.]

Ah, excuse me, what do you think you are doing?

[nocawsforconcern]

[she SURE DOESNT. but she squawks a bit, feet kicking above the ground... but she isn't letting go of the shiny things.

And it is only shiny things she's taken. Actual money or cards or whatever were left- All she's trying to swipe is shiny things. Priceless gems or glass baubles equally, whatever Himari had.]

Back to my room to store all of this!

[... she sounds so happy...]

[philommeides]

[STOP TAKING ALL MY JEWELRY, ENNA.]

Those are mine, not yours.

[She does not care how happy you are, you are a grown ass adult you do not get to just take things!]

[nocawsforconcern]

... But you're not wearing them.

[Enna is, as a note, wearing many, many shiny things. Rings, bangles, necklaces, the works.]

[swanmayhem]

Captain. [Ah, Odette. Formal as ever, even under... the current circumstances.]

[Said circumstances being the very large, very spiky, very dead insect monster... thing that she's currently holding up with one hand. Judging by the stains on her outfit, it bleeds green.]

I believe I have discovered why this region of Musca is uninhabited by the local populace.

[nocawsforconcern]

... Caw.

[WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY.]

Are you hurt? Did it get you? It smells gross. Was it the only one?