[Of course, Rose is the type of person to get really drawn into her video games. She made a super sexy avatar, and it's way more fun to be that version of herself than the real world version. And, well.
She thought it had just been stat distribution. She put everything she could in charm, for fun, and took some extra abilities as she leveled up for that. But that didn't explain just how much she could do in the game- She could ask NPCs to follow her, and they would. She could ask monsters to stand down, and they would. NPCs even began to look for her, it was like they seemed real... And it made her happy.
It did go to her head eventually, of course. She didn't mean to, but the game was starting to turn into her utopia- People loved her. People wanted her, and she wasn't starved for affection or attention. And she could make it so she didn't have to fight if she didn't want to. So of course, she wanted to go find the final boss, and see if she could resolve everything with charm alone.
So she entered the dungeon, alone, not even armed. She was confident, after all, that she could just control everything. And anyway, she wanted to see what would happen- Was a peaceful ending even prepared? Did she break the game? But it was too much fun, too interesting to find out.]
Hellooooo? Mr. or Ms. Final Boss, are you here? Hello, moshi moshi, buon giorno, guten tag, what's up? I'm here to talk!
. . . Ah, how anti-climactic. Don't you know that the hero of the story doesn't just casually speak to the final boss like that?
[ Which is hilariously ironic, considering that BB is replying to everything without a single care in the world, knitting her brows and pouting with sheer disappointment in her eyes as she taps her hand with the pointer in her hands. ]
[aaa BB is adorable. What a cute kouhai. She doesn't even seem to think about what she's saying? This final boss is cute, so she is going to say that.]
I was kind of hoping we could resolve this without any final bosses or heroes, though? Can't we resolve this peacefully? Give peace a chance! Love is the answer, all of that!
[She has no brain to mouth filter. At all. This is probably obvious, huh.]
... Eeeeexcept nope, can't do that, kind of breaking the code of the 'final villain', you know?
And 'love being the answer'? Isn't that such a cliche trope? And peace is too easy, kind of a little boring, in fact. The end always winds up with a happily ever after - we should really spice things up for once.
Woah, am I a senpai now? Wait, what kind of senpai? How's this work?
[..... except then BB keeps going, and, well. Time to turn the charm back up! Maybe!]
No, no, the classic endings are classics for a reason! A happily ever after with a cute new kouhai in a peaceful world is definitely a new take on it, though!
[ She beams brightly, her eyes lighting up before she frowns once again. ]
But even if it's a classic, you can't just cheat your way through it! Just because I'm a kouhai doesn't mean that you don't have to skip all the romance flags and dialogue options.
If I'm being totally honest, oh my cute kouhai, I have no idea how I cheated or anything like that. I thought I was playing normally and then ZAP BOOM I'm suddenly the most charismatic person in the world? Which was nice and all but I'm still kind of lost. It's super fun, though, can I keep this power?
Listen, if I gave myself a rack this awesome, it's worth using, right? Besides, it's not like the armor for girls in this game has a surplus of pockets. Which, don't get me wrong, I'm not entirely opposed to, showing off is great, but also, I have a lot of little items to carry around and it's an easy place to store stuff.
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She thought it had just been stat distribution. She put everything she could in charm, for fun, and took some extra abilities as she leveled up for that. But that didn't explain just how much she could do in the game- She could ask NPCs to follow her, and they would. She could ask monsters to stand down, and they would. NPCs even began to look for her, it was like they seemed real... And it made her happy.
It did go to her head eventually, of course. She didn't mean to, but the game was starting to turn into her utopia- People loved her. People wanted her, and she wasn't starved for affection or attention. And she could make it so she didn't have to fight if she didn't want to. So of course, she wanted to go find the final boss, and see if she could resolve everything with charm alone.
So she entered the dungeon, alone, not even armed. She was confident, after all, that she could just control everything. And anyway, she wanted to see what would happen- Was a peaceful ending even prepared? Did she break the game? But it was too much fun, too interesting to find out.]
Hellooooo? Mr. or Ms. Final Boss, are you here? Hello, moshi moshi, buon giorno, guten tag, what's up? I'm here to talk!
[She's absolutely fearless.]
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[ Which is hilariously ironic, considering that BB is replying to everything without a single care in the world, knitting her brows and pouting with sheer disappointment in her eyes as she taps her hand with the pointer in her hands. ]
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[aaa BB is adorable. What a cute kouhai. She doesn't even seem to think about what she's saying? This final boss is cute, so she is going to say that.]
I was kind of hoping we could resolve this without any final bosses or heroes, though? Can't we resolve this peacefully? Give peace a chance! Love is the answer, all of that!
[She has no brain to mouth filter. At all. This is probably obvious, huh.]
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[ And as if right on right on cue - the sounds of an audience clapping can be heard in the background. ]
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And 'love being the answer'? Isn't that such a cliche trope? And peace is too easy, kind of a little boring, in fact. The end always winds up with a happily ever after - we should really spice things up for once.
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[..... except then BB keeps going, and, well. Time to turn the charm back up! Maybe!]
No, no, the classic endings are classics for a reason! A happily ever after with a cute new kouhai in a peaceful world is definitely a new take on it, though!
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[ She beams brightly, her eyes lighting up before she frowns once again. ]
But even if it's a classic, you can't just cheat your way through it! Just because I'm a kouhai doesn't mean that you don't have to skip all the romance flags and dialogue options.
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[She rubs her neck, very embarrassed...]
If I'm being totally honest, oh my cute kouhai, I have no idea how I cheated or anything like that. I thought I was playing normally and then ZAP BOOM I'm suddenly the most charismatic person in the world? Which was nice and all but I'm still kind of lost. It's super fun, though, can I keep this power?
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[Beat.]
... I forgot to bring my equipment, didn't I. Crap. Um.
Beat you... in poker? Maybe? [Her voice sounds so hopeful.]
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[ She sounds so disappointed.
But - well, it would be a change of pace from her usual fights, she surmises. ]
Do you even have cards on you?
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REACH INTO HER CLEAVAGE TO PULL OUT A DECK OF CARDS.]
Yep! Sure do-
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[WHOOPS. Tucks those back into her cleavage, and then pulls out an actual proper deck from a pocket.]
Okay, here we go!
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Senpai?
How many things do you carry in there?
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[She waggles her hand a little bit.]
Listen, if I gave myself a rack this awesome, it's worth using, right? Besides, it's not like the armor for girls in this game has a surplus of pockets. Which, don't get me wrong, I'm not entirely opposed to, showing off is great, but also, I have a lot of little items to carry around and it's an easy place to store stuff.
[SHE DEFTLY SIDESTEPPED THE QUESTION...]
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[ BB seems to pout at the whole statement - it's not as if using your assets is a bad thing in her mind; in fact, it's honestly what she would do. ]
Using it just as storage space when you can use it for so much more...
[ Just going to shake her head and just pulls out of her hammerspace, tinged with blue as she takes out a remote control. ]
More interesting things, senpai. ♡
But anyway, let's play! I can't wait for you to lose.
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[She's still going to sit down and pull the deck out. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, cut, fancy bridge, shuffle, she's pretty good at this.]
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[ Both the suggestions and the remote explanation. ]
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[...
she thinks she's funny.
anyway, shes dealing!]
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[ Nevertheless, BB basically cheats all hands - not that she really has to, given the other girl's garbage poker face. But it's too easy.
And now that's she's done. ]
Guess I win.
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[Honestly she didn't even seem to mind losing at first. She was too curious, and it was still a fun game. But.]
Hey, are your eyes supposed to be doing that? It's a little bit scary. Should I be scared?
[She is suddenly very nervous...]