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[wanderinglost]

[Ibakha the Wanderer is, well. A wanderer. No points for guessing that. But it also means, between aetherytes and her own propensity to just aimlessly travel, she can be found almost anywhere.

You may find her in Ul'dah, where she stands outside the walls. There's guards on either side of her, shouting at her for daring to steal some bread... Which, well. The guards are blind to it, but with her anger, aether is starting to swirl around her. There's a very distinct chance the guards might be about to get annihilated. Someone should step in, probably.

You may find her in Coerthas, in the Sea of Clouds, where she's currently in a FATE being dogpiled by a seemingly-endless stream of birds. She seems to be doing fine for herself, but, well. She's seriously outnumbered, and one red mage can only do so much.

You might find her in the Azim Steppe, sitting on the edge of the Dawn Throne, feet hanging down off the side as she looks over the Dotharl lands. If you approach, she'll pat the ground to let you sit beside her, at least?

Or you might find her underwater, in the ocean near Sui-no-Sato. In a rare moment of open excitement, since she believes no one can see her, she's having so much fun with the new blessing to breathe underwater. She's flipping, twisting, generally having a blast playing in the water. You, uh, might not want to approach though. She has dignity to keep.

She might be anywhere, even. Kugane, Doma, Coerthas, Limsa... Any possible location in Hydaelyn is a place she could be, just wandering about. Come talk to her!]

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[thaumewturge]

[Rhel squeaks, tail going ramrod straight as she claps her hands over her mouth. She's no virgin, but good lords woman.]

Ibakha!

[wanderinglost]

Consider it my promise for later.

[SHE'S GRINNING LIKE A SMUG LITTLE SHIT]

[thaumewturge]

You are shameless.

[But she's laughing, even if her tail's still all puffy and straight.]

Are you done horrifying my students with the thought of their teacher in bed?

[wanderinglost]

Never.

[She grins, smugly, but at least lets her stand up.]

Besides, are you sure you'll make it to bed?

[at this point, she may just be waiting for one of the students to choke.]

[thaumewturge]

Unless you want me to sunburn on my arse, you'll take me to a bed before anything comes off.

[And there it is. The Elezen who'd been laughing actually does choke.]

I don't put tinctures and lotions there, after all.

[wanderinglost]

[okay, yeah

that does it

she loses it, laughing as well]

Then- Then I suppose we'd best get you to a bed quickly!

[thaumewturge]

[Rhel is strangely pleased with this.]

Please. Sunburn is murder on my skin!

[wanderinglost]

[She's just. Going to give a cheeky wave to the students, then start walking again...

is she thirsty? does she like messing with rhel?? is she trying to run away before she can't keep a straight face anymore??? fushigi mystery]

[thaumewturge]

[Rhel takes a moment longer to remind the students about their readings that she's going over next class before following after Ibakha.]

I cannot believe--

[wanderinglost]

Oh? What can you not believe?

[THE SHIT-EATING GRIN IS SO STRONG]

[thaumewturge]

That. I cannot believe that happened.

[wanderinglost]

You seemed to be having fun.

[thaumewturge]

...only a little, but don't tell the students.

[She chuckles.]

I don't get to fluster them much anymore. They're used to most of my tricks.

[wanderinglost]

Is that so? You've been trying to fluster them, then?

[her shit-eating grin is back

abort, rhel, abort]

[thaumewturge]

Not with my private life, thank you. Pranks, though, those are fair game.

[wanderinglost]

You're more devious than you seem... What did you do to them?

[thaumewturge]

Glue a 20 gil piece to the floor of the library.

[wanderinglost]

[... okay, she laughs.]

And base greed did the rest.

[thaumewturge]

It's even more hilarious if you do it in the street of Ul'dah.

[wanderinglost]

Oh? And here I thought I was the one who wanted to destroy this city.

[HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE IF YOU TRY THAT TRICK IN UL'DAH]

[thaumewturge]

I didn't do it. My youngest sister did, and she was very promptly reprimanded.

[And just a promptly taken to the Quicksand for drinks because that was priceless.]

It was still funny, though.

[wanderinglost]

I begin to think you've more of a vengeful streak than I.

[thaumewturge]

I did have it under control, you know. Then you showed up and all my respectability just went out the window.

[Or at least most of it.]

[wanderinglost]

That may be the highest compliment I have ever received.

[SHE'S SO PROUD]

[thaumewturge]

And not the three go-arounds last time you were in the area?